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Dear,
I love u.My dream i see u.Everywhere u. U no,i live no.I come red shirt tomorrow. U love i ,u come red frock.I wait down mango tree. U come mango tree. U no come,i jump train.Sure come.
Yours lovely.
Tutumon
Std 1B
To,
Tintumol
UKG A
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#Tintumon in kalyaan Jewellry.-
tintu: 1kg gold please.
Shopper: ok sir,
Here it is.
Tintu : "thankyu, paisa kittumbo tharam..
VISHWASAM, ATHALLE ELLAAM!"
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Examiner: speak 2 lines about your wife ?
Santa: My Wife is my right hand..
In her absence my right hand
.....becomes my Wife..
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222 222 222 222 222
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didn't understand?
its TATA DOCOMO tune
222 222 222 222 222
he he he..
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AIR INDIA
Vimaanam Missing...
Investigation:
Kerala police.
Otta divasam kond
Anweshanam
poorthiyaaki
Report nalki..
"CC-kkaru kondu poyatha.."
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Ammu mole nee ente jeevanalle mole! Innu nee thakarthath viswasamanu!
Nenjod cherthu njan valarthiya viswasam!
(achan Letter churuttunu)
-makal thiriil
chu varunnu.
(Focus on hands)
kettipidichu karayunnu
(thazhe ezhuthi kanikkunu)
"Viswasam Athale ellam!"
<Kalyan Jewellers >
-Ithokke ezhuthi kanikkumbozhum bag pidichu carinaduth nikkuna pavam payyane arum kandilla.
Athum oru vishvasamalle!! Thakarkkappetta vishvasam...!!!
Boys welfare council
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An englishman n a sardr inside d toiLet...Englishman: Gudmong... How do u do ? Sardar: Gud morning. We remov undrwear n do & How do U do?....
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Pennu kaanan vanna cherukan: (brokarude cheviyil) "pennu pora, pallu ethiri ponthi, chundu alpam thadichu"
Brokar: "Nee urake paranjo avalkku chevi kelkilla".
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